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Mila Kunis appeared on A Grown-Up Woman podcast and brought up how big of a fan she is of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. While speaking to host Andrea Savage, she said “I did ask my husband once. I was like, ‘Listen, later in like 20 years, 30 years, what do you think of me going on ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’? I’m like, ‘Just for like a year!'” Apparently Kutcher wasn’t quite as enthused as she because she said “He was like, ‘I would kill you. ‘I was like, ‘Uh, I think that’s the appropriate answer.'”
But just for fun she decided to have a little fun with the franchise playing “Make Love, Marry, Murder” about the cast’s husbands, her potential co-stars. Regarding Dorit Kemlsey’s husband, Paul Kemsley (PK), she was asked, “What are your initial thoughts?” to which she immediately responded, “Murder. But I don’t wanna offend them!” she added. “They all seem very lovely, but in this game, I have to kill. He’s dead to me.” As for Lisa Rinna’s husband Harry Hamlin, she said, “Oh! You know what? He seems lovely and likes to camp. And I like to camp.” Then there was Kyle Richards’ husband Mauricio Umanksy who instead of the predictable “f*ck,” since he’s always referred to as the hottest of the husbands, she said, “Okay, so we’re still gonna murder Paul. I guess I would marry Mauricio and f–k Harry Hamlin.” She did say that Mauricio looked like he had some Latin heat. All we have to say is don’t let your husband listen to this episode.
Then there’s the housewives. “I would murder Dorit. She seems very high-maintenance, and she would be really expensive to get married to. I feel like that’s a lot of money, and you know, we’re on a budget! So off with her head. She’s done.” Dorit can be a lot to deal with and a lot to take in as a viewer so we completely understand. Then there’s Lisa Rinna. “I think that I would marry Lisa Rinna, maybe? Because I feel like she would be… Well, Kyle’s pretty fun, though. I gotta tell ya, I would marry Kyle and then I would have fun with Lisa Rinna… I feel like Lisa Rinna’s a little more feisty! She would be really fun for a night.” While she didn’t say anything particularly kinky about Mauricio, she did say a threesome wouldn’t be out of order.. well sort of. She said she wouldn’t mind being “a third wheel with” Kyle and Mauricio. “Like, if they were like, ‘Come to dinner,’ I’d be like, ‘Cool!'” Ladies and gentlemen, that’s always where it starts.. dinner.
She then went into a rant about how she sat in front of Mauricio and Kyle on a plane once. “I was so excited! We didn’t talk. They were with their kids, and they were doing crossword puzzles, just being like cool parents. And all kidding aside, I was like, ‘Oh my God, look at them being real parents!’ I was so impressed, to this day, at how normal they were on this Southwest flight with their kids doing crossword puzzles. It was dope! I don’t even know if they were aware of this.”
If there’s anything to take away from this, Mila was trying to be respectful as a married woman but she totally wants Mauricio and would allow his wife in the room as a courtesy. Okay, we’re exaggerating, but she had the excitement in her voice that said just that. 🙂
