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No your eyes have not deceived you. Cardi B was in fact all over her husband Offset after she loudly proclaimed leaving him after she was sick of the cheating. And the very thing that drove her away is what had her literally on top of him at her birthday party. She explained on Instagram Live that she did it pretty much because she wanted the d***.

“I just be starting to miss [him]. It’s hard not to talk to your best friend. And it’s really hard to have no dick,” she told her fans. And for the judgmental people out there, she said, “We’re some really typical two young motherfuckers, got married early. … We’re not no different than y’all fucking dysfunctional ass relationships. We’re the same way. We’re just more public.”

And she’s right. People break up and go back to the same man all the time. And being a busy entertainer, who has the time to be trying new d*ck? At least you know what your husband’s is like. Unreliable d*ck could throw her whole day and some performances off. It’s okay, Cardi. We understand. In the words of the pornstar AJ Blackwood, “get that d*ck you deserve.” But um, in the end, you still have that whole cheating thing to deal with so… try to be strong, k?