Photo Credit: Victor Cruz/Instagram; Chris Brown/Instagram

Chris Brown is like Kim Jong Un where he gets quiet for a little while and then jumps up threatening to blow up the world just to make sure people are looking at him. Well the latter is where we are today. It’s been about a year and a half since his ex Karrueche Tran and former NFL player Victor Cruz have been together or more importantly about 4 years since Brown and Tran broke up.. or the last time we remember. They broke up at least 4 times. Cruz posted a pic of him and Tran together probably expecting nothing of it when here comes along Chris Brown in the comments lighting him up like some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

“No shade boo, BUT PLEASE STYLE HIM. He look like he shopping of the manikin and trying to bargain with the sales manager,” Chris wrote in now deleted comments. “Retired wrestler spanks. IM F—KING AROUND….good bless.” He added, “No shade. Just minor.” It doesn’t stop there. “Nothing bad or major,” he wrote. “UPGRADE HIM SIS. I’ll take him around to style him. NOT HATE. He just need some game spirit,” he went on, before leaving his final remark, “Peace love and joy. JUST PLEASE UPGRADE YA MAN BOO.” And before all this started, he wrote in his Instagram story, “Is it a sucka move to think about your ex?” Yes Chris, it is when you have the type of history you two have.

As for him claiming he didn’t mean any shade, yea, being told you can’t dress by your girl’s ex is definite shade. That rule about how every time someone says “no shade,” it’s all shade… that applies here, too. Then he decided to take it a step further and hop in his Instagram stories saying, “A person that really care bout you gone show it…even on bad terms.” Notice he’s doing all this while the Tran and Cruz are on vacation in Florence, Italy. Now this reminds me of the time I was told in Youth Bible Study growing up that men are like dogs and always return to that tree or however it went. That’s Chris Brown, except he doesn’t know at what point he comes across as creepy. And didn’t he have her car repo’d years ago? LOL. At some point you have to realize when you’ve screwed up that much to just walk away. You’ve got to give it to him. The guy is definitely consistent.