We covered Houston model Michael Vinson before in the past and if were to give him a description it would be that he is definitely #DaddyStatus. Just how you say? For starters those are grown man muscles he’s got and the beard he has only belongs on a certain type of a distinguished individual. Also, big beard, big muscles, big d*ck, right? Was that crass? Well if his eggplant is any indication, he’s piece is relative to the rest of him. Taraji Henson told her boyfriend in Acrimony, “you are way too big to have such a small d*ck.” That is certainly not the case here. And while he’s Mike is awesome as a model, it’s the elephant in the room where one can’t help but state the obvious, and of course, that’s what we’re here for.

Glitzers, check out Michael Vinson and his insane eggplant below:
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