Okay, so the part about Santonio Johnson being a serial jailbird was a little unnecessary but there’s a ton of mugshots out there. I’m not sure what that’s about. For starters, Santonio is known in the ball scene, has somewhere around 0% body fat, hot abs and excellent dreads. As for the mugshots, a lot of strippers, those in adult entertainment and the like tend to get involved in this type of stuff. There’s another dancer we wrote about that has a bunch of mugshots including arrests for assault and home invasion… and we’re not mentioning his name because as much as we’d like to wake up and find him in our house… just not that way.
Now while reviewing his Instagram account, we notice he says things like “Every king needs a queen” or “When shes says can’t get none,” all interesting statements from someone in videos on the Internet spreading their a** cheek open for the world to see and walking gay balls but hey, whatever you have to post to make yourself feel better. Lastly, as hot as he is, I remember him walking a ball once and one of the judges asking if he was a grower, seeming to throw shade at his size inside the small briefs he had on.
