When it’s lookin’ good, it’s lookin’ good, right? So why not as a straight man show your a** off on Instagram? You worked hard doing squats and running all year to get it, right? For the record, none of that was written with a straight face. Apparently after a while of posting on Instagram, apparently you run out of things to post so all that’s left is your bare a** on display getting acupuncture… right, Antonio Brown? but he’s only posted 147 images sooooo…. Sorry, we tried there with ya buddy. There’s no explaining this one. In the words of Hazel E, “always keep a Mr. Right Now in your backpocket. He might not be Mr. Right, but he’ll get the job done,” and we can tell from this pic that you keep one of your own to handle those cakes when needed.

Glitzers, take a look at Antonio Brown’s cakes and tell us if you think they’ve been getting hit or if he’s just curious…