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What could be worse than getting caught trying out a new car at a dealership, masturbating in the back than the aftermath of the event being that the car smelled “horrible?” Well that was the case for a woman in Pensacola, Florida who was interested in a 2010 Jeep Wrangler at Bob Tyler Toyota. It was reported that a car shopper ÔÇťobserved a woman in the backseat, naked, with her legs spread wide open” and told a dealership employee.

The suspect was 37-year-old Alexis King who was told she had 2 minutes to leave the premises but took 10 to get her things and herself together before exiting. Upon exiting, it was discovered a period stain was where she was sitting and the vehicle was reported to have been smelling “horrible.” All damages totaled to $1,300. By the time police got a hold of her, she had given “several” false names that didn’t match what she said was her date of birth. Charges against her include burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure.

Now I’m going to judge for a minute. It’s not the masturbating in the dealership car I particularly have a problem with.. it’s the fact that she chose to do so in a 2010 Jeep. If you’re going to masturbate in a car, it should be in a Bentley, a Rolls, Mercedes… hell, at least something not made in this country. I wonder what the purpose of this was. There are people who do OnlyFans videos that you see previews of all over Twitter of them doing weird and crazy things in public all over. I’d say she might have been one of those people but the period stained seat seems to lend itself more towards a mental health issue. I’m going to wait and see if anyone recognizes her for similar behavior and report back if that happens.

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